purple and red help me pick
In honour of Shakespeare's birthday, let's look at his wonderful sonnets and what they're actually about:
Sonnet 135: A sonnet about a guy wanting to fuck a woman, because apparently she’s already fucked loads of other guys, so it’s mean of her to find his cock too boring for her and deny him sex.
Sonnet 136: A sonnet about the same guy, this time his cock is super big, and consequently he can…
More often than not, video games about illness involve surviving in a post-apocalyptic hellscape filled with zombies, not diseases typically associated with old age. But that’s just what you get…
That sounds like heaven. I have a puppy snoring in my lap, but I want a million cats instead.
IT IS HEAVEN IT’S THE BEST
YOU GO INTO THE CAT ROOM AND YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND IN A MINUTE OR SO THERE ARE THREE CATS ON YOUR LAP
I love the humane society! I haven’t been in ages! I want to go again!
Anonymous asked: Has anyone written Elsa smut that's NOT Helsa?
*carefully eyes anon*
…so, uh, are you familiar with the Elsanna fandom?
Because… yes. Yes, there is Elsa smut. Lots of it. And if you’re not phased by horrible characterization and really questionable power dynamics, there’s a veritable buffet for you to choose from.
The Jack FrostXElsa fandom may have some smut. They are a smaller fandom but they seem like nice people (I like their artwork).